• He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied,
he left, i was hurt,
.
.
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!


• Smoking reduces ur life by 5 mins.
Sex increases ur life by 10 min.
So the conclusion is that a fucking smoker never dies!


• Sirf Utni Piyo Ke Hosh Qaayam Rahe

Kyunki
Ghalib Ne Arz Kiya Hai

Raat Bhar Sharab Pi, Rat Cut Gai
Subah Jab Hisaab Kiya, Gaand Phat Gai


• Musharraf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola:
Aao kamray mein chalain
Reema: Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai


• Jungle Mein Rehta Hun, Kanto Pe Sota Hun
Jab Teri Yaad Aati Hein, Land Pakarke Rota Hun

Wah Wah Wah


• 3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant


• Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!


• Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!



• Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!



• In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.