Sms, Funny Message, Free Birthday Quotes, Latest Text Jokes, [English, Urdu]

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2011-06-09T05:31:00.001-07:00

SMS And Text Messages Collection

2011-04-28T14:04:00.001-07:00

Anniversary Sms Jokes Wedding Text Messages (Latest, New, Cool)

2010-12-09T22:55:00.000-08:00

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• Hoping that the love you shared years ago
is still as strong today as it was then
bringing you much joy, love and happiness
to celebrate again
Happy Anniversary.

• How true my feelings were I found out to be
the best thing in my life was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife (loving Husband)
For the years we share I know one thing for sure
We make a wonderful pair.

• Nothing in this world could ever be
as wonderful as the love you’ve given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you’re my darling wife (husband)
Happy Anniversary

• That special day is here again
The day we took our vows
You’re just as special to me today
as you still get me aroused.
Happy Anniversary

• If I met you on tomorrow
I would still give you my heart
If you would say, "Do you still love me?"
I’d say, "Till death do us part".
Happy Anniversary

• On this special day, best wishes go to you that
this wonderful love u share lasts your lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love.

• Your love makes my days happy and bright,
Into my world you brought pure delight,
Joy beyond reason you’ve given me,
Our love is true this I can see.
Happy Anniversary

Adult Sms Jokes Text Messages (Latest, Free, Naughty & Funny)

2010-12-09T22:51:00.000-08:00

• He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied,
he left, i was hurt,
.
.
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

• Smoking reduces ur life by 5 mins.
Sex increases ur life by 10 min.
So the conclusion is that a fucking smoker never dies!

• Sirf Utni Piyo Ke Hosh Qaayam Rahe

Kyunki
Ghalib Ne Arz Kiya Hai

Raat Bhar Sharab Pi, Rat Cut Gai
Subah Jab Hisaab Kiya, Gaand Phat Gai

• Musharraf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola:
Aao kamray mein chalain
Reema: Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai

• Jungle Mein Rehta Hun, Kanto Pe Sota Hun
Jab Teri Yaad Aati Hein, Land Pakarke Rota Hun

Wah Wah Wah

• 3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant

• Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

• Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!

• Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

• In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

2010-12-09T22:36:00.001-08:00

Sms, Funny Message, Free Birthday Quotes, Latest Text Jokes, [English, Urdu]

2010-12-09T22:35:00.000-08:00

Sms, Funny Message, Free Birthday Quotes, Latest Text Jokes, [English, Urdu]

2010-12-09T22:33:00.001-08:00

Sms, Funny Message, Free Birthday Quotes, Latest Text Jokes, [English, Urdu]

2010-12-09T22:32:00.000-08:00

Sms, Funny Message, Free Birthday Quotes, Latest Text Jokes, [English, Urdu]

2010-12-09T22:28:00.001-08:00

Sms, Funny Message, Free Birthday Quotes, Latest Text Jokes, [English, Urdu]

2010-12-09T22:26:00.000-08:00

Sms, Funny Message, Free Birthday Quotes, Latest Text Jokes, [English, Urdu]

Boy and girl of class to asked

2010-12-09T21:49:00.001-08:00

Boy And Girl Of Class 2 Asked Teacher:
�Can Kids Of Our Age Have Kids?�
Teacher Replied � NO Never!!�
Boy Said To Girl :
�See I Told You Not To Worry!!!�.